Slow walkers. I declare war.

I HATE slow walkers. Yeaahhh, I said it. And before anyone cries about mobility issues…NOT YOU. If you physically can’t walk quickly, walk at your own pace. Godspeed. I mean people who are PERFECTLY capable of walking normally but choose to waddle like they’ve got nowhere to be. I HAVE PLACES TO BE. And somehow you’re ALWAYS in a group. Three. Four. FIVE PEOPLE. Forming a human barricade across the entire pavement. I slow down. You slow down. I speed up. YOU SPEED UP. At this point we’re playing Mario Kart. Then I finally overtake you and suddenly you turn directly into my path. WHY? YOU WERE GOING STRAIGHT. And people who stop DEAD in the pavement to check their phone? MOVE. I should NOT have to perform a tactical crossing because YOU got a new like. There NEEDS to be a fast lane. MOVE.

By BuiltbydadusedbyTheya · 26 August 2026

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