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RANT #17Food

Burgers should be wider, not structurally ambitious

If I have to unhinge my jaw and compress the meal with both hands, it is no longer a burger. It is an unstable tower with a brioche roof. Half the filling escapes after one bite, the wooden skewer becomes a workplace hazard and I end up eating the remains with a knife and a sense of defeat.

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